When you live in Texas, you get used to some crazy storms. When it started to rain on Christmas Eve I wasn’t all that worried about the drive I was going to be making in a few hours. But the rain didn’t stop, still I was only mildly concerned. The drive down south went smoothly enough, but it still rained the entire way.
Now, in our modern world, rain isn’t all that big of deal for drivers. Some go a bit slower, some STILL drive fast with their lights off surely trying to annoy anyone they can *rage*, but getting stuck in the rain is something we mostly don’t have to deal with. Well we spent Christmas at a lake house in south Texas. There are mostly paved roads, but certainly not once you get on to the property where we were staying.
I noticed it immediately. “Sam, I just pulled on to this road and I’m already sliding.” We look at each other nervously and both nod. “Let’s just go really slow.” So we decided to trudge through and keep going. That was when we saw my sister, soaked, barefoot, holding an umbrella, and crying. This does not bode well, I think. We pull up and roll down the window, saying she should get in, which she won’t do because she’s muddy. *sigh*
Her SUV is stuck about 1/4 mile up the road. She has four wheel drive. We do not.
The plan is to call our father to come pick them up, she was with her son and one of my other sisters. Then the waiting begins. We wait, and wait, and wait some more. Happily enjoying Christmas Eve in the middle of a muddy road… We finally get word. He is stuck too. By now we’ve decided we’re NOT continuing down this road (really I think we decided that when we saw the rain-drenched form of my sister in the road, but we said it out loud now).
I put the car into reverse and we slowly move back to the main road. It’s dark, it’s rainy, I can’t see a thing, but we keep moving. Then comes the big hill–which actually turned out to be a very small hill when I saw it the next day–and the tires start spinning. We can move forward, except we can’t, because 2 cars are now blocking the road that would surely get us stuck anyway, but we can’t go back any further. Five family members now line up in front of our car and attempt to push us up this hill. But no, the tires won’t do it. We pull over, and we abandon a 3rd car to the mud monster.
Out of sheer luck my teenage sister has a friend on the way to spend Christmas with her. Her father is bringing her, and he’s just down the road. Victory! We’ve all decided to go in the BACK way, which wasn’t dangerous at all. I didn’t even know there was a back way.
So he arrives while we’re waiting in the rain. My wife and my sister are barefoot because they didn’t have shoes they could wear in the mud, one had flip-flops and the other had suede boots. Samantha refused to wear my shoes, so I made her stay on my back for most of the walk and while we waited on the road.
Finally help arrives in the form of a big pickup truck. Cold wife and directions-giving father get in the front of the truck and the rest of us pile into the bed. And so our drama ends. What else did we have to do while shivering in the bed of a truck, so we sang Christmas carols all the way to the house. Christmas turned out to be pretty great after that questionable start. And hey, what a story to tell.